triedunture: (service)
Title: Jeeves and the Club for Inverts
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: R for some fruity scenes
Warnings: angst, uh, the seedy sort of underbelly of gay culture? Is that a warning thing?
Length: a little over 23,000 words
Summary: Bertie goes to a rather rummy sort of club, the last place one would expect to find one's brilliant valet. What follows is more rummy stuff, lots of drinking, much too much smoking, and some other unmentionable things.

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For those that might like to listen along to the songs that make an appearance in the story, you can open these into tabs and perhaps hit play when you feel like it. Don't worry, it will be very obvious when a song shows up:

Tea for Two
Always

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On with the show! First part here. )
triedunture: (write)
Title: Letter for Letter
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: NC-17
Length: 4,300 words
Warnings: Epistolary fic, dirty talk (writing?)
Summary: While apart for some time, Bertie and Jeeves agree to write each other dirty letters. Inspired by James Joyce's freaky correspondence. Strangely enough, mine is not as freaky as Joyce's?

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You have scarcely been gone from the Wooster HQ for twenty-four hours, but the bitter pang of longing has already settled in my chest and, indeed, was there from the moment the door closed behind you. )

Download the podfic here in mb4 form courtesy [livejournal.com profile] cybel or as an mp3.
triedunture: (service)
Title: Jeeves and the Female Doubles
Pairings: Jeeves/Wooster, OFC/OFC, and a smattering of het
Rating: PG-13
Beta: the always wonderful [livejournal.com profile] hwshipper
Warnings: Erm, a smattering of het? 3rd Person POV
Length: 20,900
Summary: Bertie's aunts are trying to get him hitched to a girl who is an awful lot like him. Also, Jeeves gets drunk, Claude and Eustace get blackmailed, and Seppings is on a mission to stamp out illicit liaisons.

The narrator is me! Kind of? :D )
triedunture: (write)
LIFE SUCKS.

WRITING SUCKS.

I SUCK AT BOTH.

HERE'S SOMETHING I WRITE OR DIED OUT OF DESPERATION.

It's writing about writing about writing about... )
triedunture: (cap/iron man)
Title: What Happened When Cap Joined the Team
Pairing: Cap/Iron Man friendship
Rating: Gen
Words: 4000
Summary: After he recovers from his stint in the ice, Steve doesn't actually want to be a hero anymore. Even though this Stark character keeps yelling at him about it.

Previous part here.

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If you hadn't been frozen in the ice, maybe you would have been one of the men who escorted those kids to school in Mississippi. Maybe we would have been better sooner. )
triedunture: (cocking about)
Title: The India Special
Fandom: Top Gear
Pairing/Rating: Gen
Words: 1500
Disclaimer: This never happened. I never want it to happen. It would be awful if it actually happened (and wasn't caught on camera).
Summary: Unabashed silliness with the jungle, bandits, and Clarkson getting punched more than even he deserves.

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Aren't they called hijackers or something? Or is that just for planes? Oh, cock, they're coming this way. )


EDIT: Download the podfic here.
triedunture: (concerned)
Title: Coxcomb of My Heart
Rated: G
Length: 450

For [livejournal.com profile] sweet_fallacy who requested a drabble that involved "In an effort to impress Jeeves, Bertie tries to expand his vocabulary with more colorful words, but gets them dreadfully wrong." Well, there were more specific ideas, too, but I'm afraid this one grabbed me; I do hope that's all right!

Soppy romance novels, written by females, you know... )
triedunture: (service)
Title: Where We're Going, Jeeves, We Don't Need a Difference Engine
Rating: G
Length: 600 words

For [livejournal.com profile] willdew, who I owed a drabble and requested "Steampunk! Jeeves x Wooster as per [livejournal.com profile] euclase's awesome drawing of awesomeness." (Miss Licia, I hope that's okay!)

Perhaps, sir, this would be an opportune moment to test the viability of the Time Machine. )
triedunture: (service)
Title: Jeeves and the Thorny Problem
Pairings: Bertie/OMC, Bertie/Jeeves
Rating: NC17
Warnings: dark themes, angst, hurt/comfort, voyeurism/exhibitionism, Jeeves POV
Length: 21,000 words total
Summary: Bertie starts seeing someone. And that someone is not Jeeves. Rummy circs.

The life of a valet is one of varied hours... )
triedunture: (cap/iron man)
Title: What Happened When They Took Him From The Ice (Chapter 1 of the What Happened When Series)
Pairing: Cap/Iron Man friendship
Rating: Gen
Words: 1240
Summary: Part 1 of what could be a mad-long Avengers reboot. Kind of like the Marvel Adventures universe got mixed up with a slashy side of stuff? Meaning no Civil War, no Skrulls, and lots of bromance?

Oh, fuck it. Just tell the sodding story. )

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