YOU MEAN YOU TRIED TO ACTUALLY WATCH TORCHWOOD WITH YOUR BRAIN OMG THAT IS SO TOTALLY NOVEL I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.

XD

The only way I can watch and enjoy Torchwood is to think of it as the opposite of Firefly. The characters are clumsy, stupid, emo, really pretty mundane all things considered, and they suck at their jobs. That's how I went from WTF THIS IS BATSHIT AWFUL to OMG THIS IS THE BEST HEROIN EVER AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE in the space of, like, ten minutes.