I have never appreciated the use of a keymash like I do now. . .

*akjsdhfjhf*

House has to believe Wilson would have never called him. Because if he believes even for one moment that he might have returned the kiss, that he might have changed everything, that this warm, naked body might have been on top of him all these years if only he'd—
GUH. This is beyond wonderful. I love it!!
Great use of our new canon - "I took care of it" - and ♥ the last line. :)