Guy on the right in my icon is, like, apple pie and Stars and Stripes Forever in walking form. He also once punched Hitler in the face. Oh, he's a super soldier, BTW. Got a shot, bulked up (but NOT like juicing; much more patriotic than that). WWII happens, yadda yadda yadda, he's defending truth and justice, gets blowed up, tossed into the cold bit of water up there near, I dunno, Greenland or some shit, gets frozen into a glacier.
Guy on the left: he's actually quite a looker underneath all that indestructible metal. But he's also a billionaire, an engineering genius, an alcoholic, and a guy with a death wish.
Oh, and IMO, they are totally queer for each other. Eventually. OK! All set?
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Guy on the right in my icon is, like, apple pie and Stars and Stripes Forever in walking form. He also once punched Hitler in the face. Oh, he's a super soldier, BTW. Got a shot, bulked up (but NOT like juicing; much more patriotic than that). WWII happens, yadda yadda yadda, he's defending truth and justice, gets blowed up, tossed into the cold bit of water up there near, I dunno, Greenland or some shit, gets frozen into a glacier.
Guy on the left: he's actually quite a looker underneath all that indestructible metal. But he's also a billionaire, an engineering genius, an alcoholic, and a guy with a death wish.
Oh, and IMO, they are totally queer for each other. Eventually. OK! All set?