Sometimes I think my life is worthless because I don't have a blender.

And every time I see leek it reminds me of how I can stay away from food for my whole life just because I dislike how the name sounds.
I mean, "Lauch"... if I'm already almost gagging pronouncing the name, how can I eat that? ("Leek" sounds fine, though. Maybe I should make my shopping list bilingual.)