Character is Lord Dorian Red, Earl of Gloria, aka notorious art thief Eroica, of the very hilarious manga "From Eroica With Love". Above is Klaus, the military man he loves, whose pants he's not yet gotten into after a good 30 years of trying :(. The quotes are from Skippy's List.

I would read this too, is triedunture wrote it... *pokes w/stick*