OK, here's your schedule, your map, your guidebook...but you're gonna get fucking lost anyway.

( NaNoWriMo tools for the anally retentive and perpetually hopeful. )

Sweet Charity fic: Jooster, "Round the World"

( Have I ever shared with you, sir, the principles of the rumba? )

Sweet Charity fic: House/Wilson, "Back and Forth"

( Abandonment doesn't make you interesting. )

*shakes pan of coins yet again*

I know I JUST finished begging y'all for charity with the Sweet Charity thing ending, but this is something different.

Don't feel any pressure or anything, but if you'd like to sponsor me for NaNoWriMo, you can make a donation to the lovely nonprofit folks who bring NaNo to life every year. Not only do they put on NaNo, which is an insane amount of work, but they also have programs that encourage kids to write good and do other stuff good too. And kids DO need to learn how to write good.

You can just give 10 cents, really. Everyone can afford 10 cents, right? Unless you can't, in which case, I'm sorry I just insulted you.

OK, that's the last panhandling you'll see from me (this year), I swear! Hugs and kisses.

(Oh, and if you do make a donation, let me know and I'll...PUT YOUR NAME IN MY NOVEL AS A CHARACTER! That's right. I just made a ridiculous promise to Keenwanda McOlly from Ohio.)