And on the 7th Day, God spake saying:

YO MAH HOMOMIES (TRADEMARKED) LET'S MAINLINE CAFFEINE AND WRITE A FUCKING BOOK.

( At least, that's what I remember from Sunday school. )

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLZ

WRITING THE LEECH ATTACK SCENE HAS MADE ME FEEL VERY ITCHY. I CANNOT STOP SCRATCHING AT MY ARMS AND LEGS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, NANO. YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO A PARANOID, CAFFEINATED CRAZY PERSON.

Anyone know how to stop your brain from feeling itchy? I tried looking at pictures of fluffy kittens to combat the awful creepy crawly feeling but it has not worked in the long term.

Jooster fic: Jeeves in the Kitchen

To celebrate this:

40085 / 50000 words. 80% done!

( I GIVE YOU THIS. )

EDIT: Download the podfic here.