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ZOMBIE EMERGENCY

OK. Someone on my flist works at a bookstore that has Pride and Prejudice and Zombies in stock already. I don't remember who it is, though!

I need this book now. NOW. The Strand said I'd have to go on a waiting list, and B&N said they wouldn't have it in until April, and Forbidden Planet said "OMG, that sounds like an awesome book. Why aren't we carrying it? It sounds awesome."

Friend o' mine who has P&P&Z in stock, please allow me to pay you lots of money in order to get a copy. Please?