Attractive People for Looking At

[triedunture]

theempress14 made my day with her Top 20 Celebrity crushes. I can haz attractive too? Ten of dem?

1. Michelle Obama





FLILF? Yes. She's smart and beautiful and now has some kick ass real estate coming her way.

2. Robert Downey, Jr.





OK, so it's not a creative choice. And maybe I had to be told he was attractive before I bought it. But look at his adorable little man-purse. (In the second picture. Um, in case that wasn't obvious?)

3. Sarah Vowell





Funny girls are hot.

4. Mr Fry





Funny coves in glasses or top hats are hot.

5. Michelle Rodriguez





Hot girls are hot. I'm running out of ways to defend my choices.

6. Daniel Craig





I do not care what you say. He's a damn good Bond.

7. Marlene Dietdrich





Classy lady.

8. Jon Stewart





I owe him 8 years of borderline sanity.

9. Natalie Portman





WHATCU WANT NATALIE?

10. Jack Bauer





No, not Keifer. Jack. Not real, you say? Tough titties. Now tell me where the bomb is!

Comments

[jane-hidell.livejournal.com]

ANY POST WITH SARAH VOWELL, DANIEL CRAIG, JON STEWART, AND JACK BAUER IN IT IS A POST I CAN GET BEHIND

AND HUMP

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

HUMP AWAY, MADAM. THIS IS A DAY FOR GRINDING MINDLESSLY AWAY ON TOP OF AWESOME.

[starpanties.livejournal.com]

*NOMS ON LIST, ESP. #4,7&8 *

[xidiomaticlogic.livejournal.com]

Marlene Dietrich! I love those photos liek woah.

Michelle Rodriguez... I do not know who she is, but I like her breasts a lot. They look a lot like the last pair of breasts I complimented, actually. XD

And saving the one that made my stomach go FLOP for last... OH GOD THAT ONE OF ROBERT DOWNEY JR. SWEET BABY JESUS THAT IS A GORGEOUS PICTURE.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Funny, with the possible exception of #3 and #10 (though you never know) all of these folks either could or do look pretty smokin' in pinstripe suits. (Michelle Obama. Wow. Wish she'd worn that on election night.)


... no Rachel Maddow?

[lady529.livejournal.com]

I'm now openly staring at the beautiful that is Mr. Fry and Marlene Dietrich, and I've no plans to stop anytime soon <3

The Lady 529

[theempress14.livejournal.com]

Woah, those pics of John are something else. Meeow! He almost made it into my 20. I think he lost to Rufus Wainwright. and of course we are in agreement over mr. fry.

*sparkles* Marlene Dietrich is sooo lovely!

[bornbeautiful.livejournal.com]

No, not Keifer. Jack. Not real, you say? Tough titties. Now tell me where the bomb is!

lol. i've never seen this show, but that gives me a good idea of what it's like.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

I don't watch the news.

I only watch the "news."

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

By looking at these two photographs, you have absorbed possibly 78% of the show's plot.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

She's an actress. With breasts.

And yeah, whoa Mr. Downey. Way to...just...be...FUCK ALL.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

Yes, I stole a few of yours. But tried to soothe you by finding as many pics including top hats as possible!

[xidiomaticlogic.livejournal.com]

She's an actress. With breasts.

Well, that is all I need to know. XD

And RDJ.... My inner artist says "Ooh, wow, what a beautiful photo. Look at those lines. He really has an aesthetically pleasing form, and that pose is nicely arranged..."

And my inner manwhore says "OH GOD I WANT TO HIT IT SO HARD".

[xidiomaticlogic.livejournal.com]

I've never even seen the show, but I'm pretty comfortable in the knowledge that it involves Jack Bauer kicking down doors and making people tell him where the bomb is. Also, this:

[theempress14.livejournal.com]

I approve of top hat love. that is all.

[bornbeautiful.livejournal.com]

lol. nice. maybe i'll absorb the rest of it someday when i'm not obsessing over heroes.