OK, so it's a bit of a bastard.

[triedunture]

My new roommate moved in today. And okay, so he brought a dog that no one told me about. And so he smokes weed a lot. And so he brought more furniture than we have space for.

He ALSO said, "I photograph models a lot. I hope you don't mind them coming over for shoots."

"Uh. Models? No, no, that's...that's cool."

"Sometimes they're topless."

"Topless models." Ponder. "Yeah, I think this will work out just fine."

:D

Let's try to focus on the positive! Life might be balls, but we got beer. We got Barack. We got topless effing models. Life ain't SO bad.

Comments

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

...ok, that's a bit crazy. Goes with living in that nabe, I guess. Just as long as he does all the other roommatey things correctly along with his other pursuits.

[(Anonymous)]

Why hello, the-Chandler-that-could-have-been.

[favoritedarknes.livejournal.com]

Well, see I like the way you think. There has to be something good even if things seem to suck.
Good luck with the new roomie and behave *ahem* :-p

[empressaurelius.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha, wow. Sounds like he'll be quite the interesting roomate!

[hwshipper.livejournal.com]

LOLOL. I have to say it sounds like he's winding you up!

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

No, he showed me the prints from his last show.

...This is not a wind-up.

[lady529.livejournal.com]

At least there might be topless models *nods*

The Lady 529

[georgeodowd.livejournal.com]

I expect full reports on the er... experiences that follow. Just so you know.