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[triedunture]

• 18:27 Domino's. House. 24. Monday night. Awesome. #
• 18:32 Oh, hey, BTW: someone stopped eating pork last year. That's right. That was this guy. *points to self* Have fun dying, bitches! #
• 18:34 Hot dang, I need a beer to go with this pizza. To the bodega! *finger in air* #
• 18:43 I gotta say, this Domino's online ordering tracker looks totes futuristic. Guys, it's just pizza! You take it so serious. #
• 20:59 House was amazing. 24...consistently teaches me that bitches be crazy. #
• 21:09 I am told that eating pork doesn't cause swine flu; you get it from humans. Well guess what? I HAVEN'T EATEN HUMANS LATELY EITHER. \o/ #
• 21:16 Why does anyone ever tell the truth? I'm serious. Why do people do it? It's always a bad idea. (I'm talking fic-wise.) #
• 21:23 So I'm listening to Kanye's "Heartless" and, like, honestly? She doesn't sound so heartless. She's just not that into you, man. #
• 21:25 Did she steal all ya money? Did she torch your apartment? Did she slash your tires? I'm just sayin', you're kind of whining. #
• 21:50 Holy god, I could go for a cigarette. I haven't smoked in forever, but GOD. It would be great. #
• 22:21 Ugh! Couldn't concentrate to write, so I tried to pod. Roommate came home, and now I can't do anything right. #

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Comments

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised that I was laughing out loud at your Twitter? *snirk*
21:09 I am told that eating pork doesn't cause swine flu; you get it from humans. Well guess what? I HAVEN'T EATEN HUMANS LATELY EITHER. \o/ Bwahahahaha! ILU!

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

21:16 Why does anyone ever tell the truth? I'm serious. Why do people do it? It's always a bad idea. (I'm talking fic-wise.)

You mean, characters coming clean? Hm. I suppose some of that reflects authorial preferences, or what authors suppose preferences of their characters to be.

Or sometimes it's a good way to impose drama on a situation?