You can buy me for a cause. (And this time, the cause is NOT in my pants.)

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I'm offering two fics for the Sweet Charity auction. I'd heard of this thingy before but never participated. But it's for a good cause. And I like kids. Plus, nothing builds up the LJ karma like giving shit away! It would be a good way to triumphantly return.

Anyhoo! I don't want to be the only bachelor at the auction without a lady bidding on me, so if you have some spare coin, you can bid on me and other worthy folks here. Just scroll down to the Ts for me.