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Title: What Happened When They Took Him From The Ice (Chapter 1 of the What Happened When Series)
Pairing: Cap/Iron Man friendship
Rating: Gen
Words: 1240
Summary: Part 1 of what could be a mad-long Avengers reboot. Kind of like the Marvel Adventures universe got mixed up with a slashy side of stuff? Meaning no Civil War, no Skrulls, and lots of bromance?


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The art of drowning is something humans have never done very well. Humans are slightly better at hibernating.

No. No!

When most people think of hibernation, they think of bears. But what bears do is not really hibernation.

Bucky!?

True hibernation is really very strange. The metabolic activities, the characteristics of life, slow down to the point of near stoppage. Bats, rodents, and some species of snake use this method of survival.

Can't breathe!

There is another process, even more extreme, called cryptobiosis. Literally, "hidden life."

Oh, god. I'm going to die. Oh, god.

During this, the body's systems completely shut down. It allows the organism to survive adverse environmental conditions such as desiccation, oxygen deficiency, even freezing.

So. Cold.

For all intents and purposes, a temporary death. Like the poison drunk by Juliet, who was waiting for her Romeo to come for her.

But. Well. She can tell you better than anyone: these things rarely go as planned.

So...

It was like snapping on a light switch. One minute, he's not there. The next minute, he is: blue eyes wild and darting around the silver interior of the submarine, his throat panting out nothing but raw sounds, his muscles on fire with needles and pins, his hands in fists, his back against the wall, the shield a reassuring weight on his arm.

The lights hurt his eyes. He blinks rapidly and in pain. His retinas, unused to doing their job, can only make out fuzzy shapes. Confused shouts assault his untested ears. His limbs shaking like a newborn.

A robotic voice cuts through the chaos. Tells him to stand down.

Calls him Rogers.

Calls him by his name.

Steve works his tongue around in his dry mouth, forcing his gravelly voice to choke out his first words: "Who are you?"

A metallic touch on his elbow; he flinches away from it, it hurts like a thousand pinpricks on his over-sensitized skin. The inhuman hand falls away, and Steve watches its owner warily through blurred vision.

"We are the Avengers," it says.

It takes awhile for Steve's body to return to normal. His eyes and ears soon adapt to their new environment, his muscles solidify from their jelly-like state, and his balance returns. His mind feels miles behind, however.

He's told, on the long submarine ride back to the States, that he's been missing for a long time. He asks how long is a long time. There are worried glances shared between these people, these Avengers.

Introductions are simple to remember. The one that looks like a thunder god is a thunder god, the thunder god, in fact: Thor. The woman in the purple leotard who looms over even Thor's impressive height, she is Giant Girl. There is a tiny man, just a red speck in her palm: Ant Man. A woman called Warbird floats a few inches from the floor, watching Steve through her black domino mask. And of course, the man made of metal, their apparent leader.

Steve repeats his question: how long is a long time?

Iron Man finally answers him. It's been over sixty years.

Sixty years. It hasn't felt like sixty minutes. As far as Steve is concerned, his body is telling him that no time has passed at all. His mind is racing, unable to consider the ramifications, the tactical quandaries this new information brings.

The war?

Over, Iron Man tells him.

Hitler?

Defeated.

The camps? The concentration camps? They kept people there; he knew of one in the western hills and at least one other in the--

Yes, they were all found. All liberated.

Steve hesitates, unsure of the order of importance. He has his whole life to ask about, after all.

Bucky?

He's told he should get some rest. That there will be plenty of time for questions later, when he's fully recovered. Steve sits on a thin cot and wishes there was a way to politely tell these strangers that he's slept enough for a lifetime.

He's taken to a mansion on the Upper East Side. It's their headquarters, he's told. He'll be safe there. He's given a room, clean clothing, some warm socks.

Steve really appreciates the socks. He thanks the elderly English butler who places them on the foot of his opulent bed, and the man, Jarvis, bows in return before exiting.

Iron Man steps inside soon after, ridiculously out of place among the antique furniture, ornate tapestries, and soft rugs. His robotic joints whir as he moves, and Steve is very aware of the shining ports in the palms of his hands. The hum of weaponry; it's something he's learned to watch out for.

"Comfortable?" Iron Man asks.

Steve shrugs from his seat on the soft mattress. "This is quite a place you've got here," he says. "Is the government paying heroes better these days?"

The inhuman head tilts to the side as if in thought. "The mansion is owned by a benefactor. The Avengers are allowed to use it as living quarters, storage for the Quinjets, that sort of thing."

"A benefactor." Steve shifts uncomfortably. "When do I get to thank him?"

There's a buzz of static from Iron Man's helmet; Steve wonders if that's his equivalent of a chuckle. "Mr. Stark doesn't often drop by. The life of a billionaire industrialist is a busy one. But he might make an exception in your case. A living legend like you..."

Steve picks some lint from his new socks. Wiggles his toes. "So everyone knows my identity now?"

Iron Man gestures in a somewhat elegant way, for something so inorganic. "Every schoolchild in the U.S. is taught about Steve Rogers, the boy who became Captain America. You're a national treasure, right up there with Martin Luther King and JFK."

Steve stares at him blankly.

"Ah. Sorry." Iron Man shakes his head.

"I need to play catch-up," Steve murmurs, his eyes fastened on the floor.

"I can help," his metallic companion says simply.

Steve gives him a tentative smile, the first one that's graced his lips since they took him out of the ice. He thanks him for this, for giving him a home, for saving him from the frozen ocean, for everything.

Iron Man waves an airy gauntlet. "It's the least we can do. Without Captain America, none of us would be here." He turns to leave, but Steve says, "Wait."

Steve rubs the back of his neck, his mouth quirked in thought. "This is going to sound strange, but," he looks up, "there is a person in there, right? I'm not just talking to a robot, am I?"

Iron Man has paused in the doorway, half-turned toward Steve, completely silent. Steve curses himself.

"Though it would be fine if you were a robot," he says hurriedly. "I'm not sure if that's normal these days or--"

"It's all right," Iron Man finally says. "There's a person in here, Captain."

Steve gives a relieved sigh. "You can call me Cap. Or Steve. Since everyone knows both now."

"Fine. Cap." Iron Man nods. "Wait here. I'm going to get you a laptop from the lab. And then," he makes an accommodating motion with his hands, spread out in welcome, "I will introduce you to Google."

"Google." Steve can't help but pronounce this new word with skepticism. Never mind the word "laptop."

"Trust me, it'll make catching up much easier."

And Iron Man leaves Steve in the bedroom, feeling a little less shell-shocked than he had six hours previously.




fin.


Eeep. This is my first time writing Cap/Iron Man fic, and I hope you enjoyed it. I have other ideas for continuing this as a series: Cap settling into modern times, relearning how to be a superhero, finding out Tony's identity, yadda yadda yadda. I'm kind of scared to start writing in this fandom with such a massive project, but if you liked this short little thing, let me know and if there's anything I can improve, of course I'd want to know, and I'm not just saying that to be polite; I really would!

OK, gonna shut up now. Much love! Thanks for reading.

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Date: 2008-12-16 04:18 am (UTC)
ext_3685: Stylized electric-blue teapot, with blue text caption "Brewster North" (Default)
From: [identity profile] brewsternorth.livejournal.com
"Google." Steve can't help but pronounce this new word with skepticism.

AAHAHAHAHA of course.

And good of you to avoid some of the cliches about suspended animation. I await the next part!

pee ess stop our convo very helpful stop that J&W thing is coming along stop will repay in fic just ask signed Brewster

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Oh, you don't have to give me fic! I hardly did anything. Just reading the finished product will be exciting enough for me. :)

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Date: 2008-12-16 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joysweeper.livejournal.com
Oh, no, not Google! XD

I liked it. Though in MA, Ant-Man's a late addition, and in 616 Carol doesn't join until way late.

And I like those stats on drowning versus freezing (though I'm told that once the panic and pain past, drowning is a very peaceful way to die... though, admittedly, I read that during my short-lived obsession with emo death poetry)

I like TMI-ing, so I'll also mention the Mammalian Diving Reflex: when we get cold enough water to the face and hold our breaths for a long enough time, our heart rates slow, blood plasma fills lungs and sinuses, many of our organs shut down and only the most essential ones keep functioning. Things get all weird, and after a point only the heart, the brain, and a little circuit between them are working at all.

There was a toddler who fell into a pond (http://4rescuepros.com/news.htm) and his heart stopped. After five hours of work, it started again.

"The colder the water, the younger the individual, the greater chance they have of surviving a prolonged submersion incident."

Humans are pretty cool.

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
I know, I know, continuity is all effed up! But I added Carol because I thought it would be weird if Janet was the only lady on the team.

And yay for TMUI (too much useless information?). I LOVE THAT KIND OF STUFF. The cryptobiosis stuff came from a segment I watched on water bears, which sound adorable but are actually really effing hardcore.

Nature is pretty cool!

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Date: 2008-12-16 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kijikun.livejournal.com
Like it so far. Oh poor Steve.

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Thanks very much!

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Date: 2008-12-16 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ani-bester.livejournal.com
I love the run through of the difference in drowning and hibernation and that last one that I can't spell *L* It worked very well and somehow describe things better than actually describing them would have.

Poor Steve. so out of it.
I also like you team ^__^

Heh Google.
Oh poor Poor Steve. Don't trust it Steve it only find things utterly unrelated to your search and/or porn!!!

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
I know, right? The online landscape is going to be super-scary.

And I'm glad you like the team. It's totally Team Fun Times!

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Date: 2008-12-16 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notquitethegood.livejournal.com
YAY Marvel re-write.

Oh Steve and your socks, is it some sort of fan cannon that Steve has a sock fetish?

I look forward to the next part!!

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Oh! I only meant that, um, you know, after his tootsies were cold, it was just nice to have socks on...

Oh, eff it. *plays with sock fetish*

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Date: 2008-12-16 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackpy.livejournal.com
Oh, man! Oh MAN! I have been waiting for this for ages and madam you simply do not disappoint. So happy you're finally writing for it! Is there a plan on when you'll be updating it or more-or-less a whenever you feel like it?

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Oh! A plan. Uh, yes. I have one.

...Actually, this was a very brash decision on my part and I have no idea how long it will be or how often it will get additions! I feel very silly for not thinking this through.

But I'm glad you enjoyed it! No hope of some butch-guy hero sketches in the future, is there? I mean, for instance?

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Date: 2008-12-16 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roachpatrol.livejournal.com
I really, really like it! I love the robot commentary. I hope you do more-- or have done more, and I'm just slow.

Anyway, go, go, by all means go!

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Lolz, robots are scary. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thank you very much for the encouragement.

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Date: 2008-12-17 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roachpatrol.livejournal.com
Ha ha, I think if I had the opportunity to talk to someone from the 30's, I wouldn't be able to resist telling them that the world was in fact run by machine overlords. Traffic? Run by overlords. Car crashes? Just thinning the population! That horrible newfangled music? Written (and sung!) by robots! Video games? Oh, well, how else are Our Masters going to figure out who's worthy of getting their brains uploaded.

I would be such a jerk. It's a good thing I'm not in charge of anyone impressionable.

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Date: 2008-12-16 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mxdp.livejournal.com
Heeey... I kinda like this! it's all new for me, but I'm loving it! <3

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Quick synopsis:

Guy on the right in my icon is, like, apple pie and Stars and Stripes Forever in walking form. He also once punched Hitler in the face. Oh, he's a super soldier, BTW. Got a shot, bulked up (but NOT like juicing; much more patriotic than that). WWII happens, yadda yadda yadda, he's defending truth and justice, gets blowed up, tossed into the cold bit of water up there near, I dunno, Greenland or some shit, gets frozen into a glacier.

Guy on the left: he's actually quite a looker underneath all that indestructible metal. But he's also a billionaire, an engineering genius, an alcoholic, and a guy with a death wish.

Oh, and IMO, they are totally queer for each other. Eventually. OK! All set?

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Date: 2008-12-16 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com
Kind of like the Marvel Adventures universe got mixed up with a slashy side of stuff
What? You mean it's not slashy? MA is not slashy?

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Uh, I mean...too slashy for the kiddies?

It's like Marvel Adventures got combined with some down-home homo-sex. Better?

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Date: 2008-12-16 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com
It's like Marvel Adventures got combined with some down-home homo-sex. Better?
That's better! :D

And I read it and it's AWESOME!

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Date: 2008-12-16 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Oh, thank you very much!

Yayyy! Excellent beginining!

Date: 2008-12-16 11:17 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] jazzypom.livejournal.com
Yes, I do wonder how Cap would catch up with google, and the race relations in the US, and wow, a mixed race guy as POTUS elect?

But yay to this fic. Good beginning.

Re: Yayyy! Excellent beginining!

Date: 2008-12-16 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
I know, right? It's going to be awkwaaaaaaard.

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Date: 2008-12-16 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gestalt1.livejournal.com
This is totally awesome. Please do more?

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Date: 2008-12-16 02:39 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-12-16 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ealainn.livejournal.com
Do you know what's nearly the best thing about this? (Besides the fact that it's well written and engaging and just very lovely).

It's completely devoid of all the awful, awful wrong current Marvel angst- and, okay, so I like angst, and (besides the rage that he is yet again getting blamed for something that is not his fault (it's totally not!!!)) am kind of interested in seeing what Iron-Man-Most-Wanted-on-the-run will be like, but it's just bliss to pretend that they're both (relatively) happy and have some good times ahead of them.

Cheers for that!

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Date: 2008-12-16 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Yes. It's definitely some escapist...thing. Glad you enjoyed it, thank you very much!

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Date: 2008-12-16 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady529.livejournal.com
You're making me want to read comics now <3

The Lady 529

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Date: 2008-12-17 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady529.livejournal.com
Hehe, something tells me I'll either be on sick leave or have rather a lot of time off in January, I'll read some then. No time before that, sadly..

The Lady 529

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Date: 2008-12-16 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tresa-cho.livejournal.com
The start of a beautiful relationship friendship. :D

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Date: 2008-12-17 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geuna.livejournal.com
Google, then Wikipedia. XD Oooooh, I can just imagine how WEIRD that would be in Steve's shoes!

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Date: 2008-12-23 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] posyvanilla.livejournal.com
Ooh, what a great beginning--I really hope you continue this series! The world has to find out what Steve finds in his first foray into the world wide web, you know. :)

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Date: 2009-01-07 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crimsonquills.livejournal.com
This was a really interesting look at Steve's waking up from his own point of view. My favorite line was definitely this part:

"You're a national treasure, right up there with Martin Luther King and JFK."

Steve stares at him blankly.

"Ah. Sorry." Iron Man shakes his head.

"I need to play catch-up," Steve murmurs, his eyes fastened on the floor.


I don't think anything else I've read in the fandom has brought home to me as soundly and clearly how much Steve has missed as this has. To not recognize those two names! Wow.

Thanks so much for sharing!

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Date: 2009-01-08 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Oh geez, thanks so much. I'm glad you enjoyed. A much longer, meaty follow-up is in the works.

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Date: 2009-02-10 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tavella.livejournal.com
I loved the little detail of Steve being so grateful for the socks -- if you read soldier's accounts of WWII, the wonders of dry socks are a running theme. Slogging through mud for weeks on end tends to do that to you.

Also like Steve's question about 'is it a robot'; it's a perfectly reasonable one to have.

Great stuff, hope you write more.

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