Free Bowie Remixes (and drabbles?)

[triedunture]

If you're a Bowie fan, check this download out.

I've only listened to Five Years so far, but it's pretty bitchin'.

Also, geez guys, I am sorry I haven't...produced anything of value! It's been over a week since any writing has happened (except for stupid fake-celebrity jokes on Twitter, which obviously doesn't count as writing). I need to reboot like mad.

First three comments with a prompt get a 200-ish word drabble? I'll respond with whatever comes to mind. Come on, yo. Hit me!

*dances to future!Bowie*

Comments

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO OPINION BUT SOMETIMES WRITERS HAVE TO FAKE IT, OK?

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"It is."

"It's NOT."

"Always will be."

"They said the same thing about Vaudeville." House took a swig of his beer, a girly IPA that Wilson had brought over in one of those organic six-packs.

On the TV screen, Groundskeeper Willy chased Bart across a field in a riding lawn mower. Wilson chuckled.

"You can't tell me it's not classic."

"Sure. It's classic. Like the Ford Pinto was a classic."

Wilson tossed a pretzel in his mouth and spoke through his chewing. "You're comparing one of the finest animated comedy shows in history to an exploding car?"

"The Pinto ruined American car-making like this ruined television." House nodded at Homer, who was busy guzzling doughnuts.

"Are you kidding? This paved the way for Futurama, Family Guy, South Park..." Wilson counted off on his fingers.

"And American Dad."

Wilson paused. Chewed thoughtfully on another pretzel.

"Good point. What's on ABC?"

"We can still catch the last half of Lost," House said, already reaching for the remote.

[jane-hidell.livejournal.com]

LOL hey wait I LIKE American Dad!

(Also for the record I still think The Simpsons is plenty funny. In case you were wondering <3)