Some things that suck and some other things that don't

[triedunture]

RAD: The laundromat was empty and I got one of the big washers. Eff it, I think that's rad.

RUBBISH: I proposed to my roommate that he pay me to clean up the apartment instead of hiring a cleaning lady. I laid out my points: we're both busy, and the kitchen gets a little messy without constant TLC, and I'd happily clean up after both of us with some coin in my pocket.

He then told me he'd lost his job a week ago. And that, huh, maybe he should be the one cleaning. WTF, roommate? If you have all this free time, can't you wash a plate?

RAD: jackpy is drawing me the most yummy Jooster lurv on commission. It's giving me all sorts of naughty fic ideas. Well, okay, just one naughty fic idea.

RUBBISH: This femslash Jooster is not going well at all. I write two lines, then give up. I just can't get into it anymore.

RAD: The blood bank gave me a $25 MasterCard for donating!

RUBBISH: I need that money to buy cabbage and other cheap-ass foodstuffs. Can't do anything fun with it, like buy things I actually want.

RAD: I did my awesome thing for the week!

RUBBISH: My awesome thing is sort of awful.

RAD: Joe and I are gonna go to a lesbian bar Thursday.

RUBBISH: Unless I meet a Fine Lady there, I have no plans for Valentine's Day. *L against forehead*

That's about it!

Comments

[hwshipper.livejournal.com]

Have to say I'm amused by your awesome thing. I can't stand Jeremy Clarkson, but Jezza? Hurrah! And if you ever want to run a possible Americanism past a Brit, let me know.

Wonder what Jezza makes of picture no 4 here?

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

That car is adorable! But Jezza would think it poofty.