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triedunture1) Comment to this and I will give you three people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the three people I give you.
4) Label which you would shag, marry, and throw off a cliff.
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theempress14 made me choose between these three hotties. So who gets this fine piece of ass, who gets to enjoy my wit into our twilight years, and who gets totes killed dead?
1. Jack Bauer: SHAG
I obviously couldn't marry him, because anyone who gets that close to Jack IS SHOT IN THE FACE BY TERRORISTS. I also couldn't throw him off a cliff, because god knows he wouldn't die. He'd only come back...FOR VENGEANCE. I have no choice but to sleep with Jack Bauer. I assume that throughout the whole thing he'd be yelling "DAMMIT" and "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME." But at least he'd be thorough and, if his survival skills are any indication, damn creative.
2. Jon Stewart: MARRY
If I ever end up tethered to my one and only soulmate for the rest of our natural lives, I would like that person to make me laugh. Ya don't gotta be sexy, you don't gotta be clever, but I think as long as you made me laugh every day I would be happy. And Jon would make me very happy. I admire his skill and his passion, and the way he can draw people to him even when they differ greatly from his point of view. If nothing else, marrying a guy like Mr. Stewart would be fun.
3. Daniel Craig: THROW OFF A CLIFF
I'm sorry, Mr. Craig. I really am. I like your Bond, I do. I defended you in the role even before Casino Royale opened, and you didn't let me down. The next one, not so much, but I'm sure that wasn't your fault. The thing is, Daniel, you're built like a fucking tank. I don't think I could physically shag you; would my legs even manage to wrap around your tree-trunk-like torso?? Could I even extend my puny arms to meet around your massive shoulders? Christ, you have like negative % body fat! How could I even take off my pants in front of you, you freak of nature! And marriage? We'd have to buy a custom house for you to even fit through the door. I would spend all my spare time mending your shirts, because your bodacious muscles would constantly be ripping free from your polos. Sorry, I just can't take that sort of stress.
You're going over the cliff.
WHEW. That was fun! Anyone wanna join in? I'll give you three people whose fate you must decide! :D
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the three people I give you.
4) Label which you would shag, marry, and throw off a cliff.
theempress14 made me choose between these three hotties. So who gets this fine piece of ass, who gets to enjoy my wit into our twilight years, and who gets totes killed dead?1. Jack Bauer: SHAG
I obviously couldn't marry him, because anyone who gets that close to Jack IS SHOT IN THE FACE BY TERRORISTS. I also couldn't throw him off a cliff, because god knows he wouldn't die. He'd only come back...FOR VENGEANCE. I have no choice but to sleep with Jack Bauer. I assume that throughout the whole thing he'd be yelling "DAMMIT" and "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME." But at least he'd be thorough and, if his survival skills are any indication, damn creative.
2. Jon Stewart: MARRY
If I ever end up tethered to my one and only soulmate for the rest of our natural lives, I would like that person to make me laugh. Ya don't gotta be sexy, you don't gotta be clever, but I think as long as you made me laugh every day I would be happy. And Jon would make me very happy. I admire his skill and his passion, and the way he can draw people to him even when they differ greatly from his point of view. If nothing else, marrying a guy like Mr. Stewart would be fun.
3. Daniel Craig: THROW OFF A CLIFF
I'm sorry, Mr. Craig. I really am. I like your Bond, I do. I defended you in the role even before Casino Royale opened, and you didn't let me down. The next one, not so much, but I'm sure that wasn't your fault. The thing is, Daniel, you're built like a fucking tank. I don't think I could physically shag you; would my legs even manage to wrap around your tree-trunk-like torso?? Could I even extend my puny arms to meet around your massive shoulders? Christ, you have like negative % body fat! How could I even take off my pants in front of you, you freak of nature! And marriage? We'd have to buy a custom house for you to even fit through the door. I would spend all my spare time mending your shirts, because your bodacious muscles would constantly be ripping free from your polos. Sorry, I just can't take that sort of stress.
You're going over the cliff.
WHEW. That was fun! Anyone wanna join in? I'll give you three people whose fate you must decide! :D
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Date: 2009-03-30 01:49 am (UTC)Sorry, did you want to play?
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Date: 2009-03-30 01:29 am (UTC)The Lady 529
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Date: 2009-03-30 01:48 am (UTC)How about Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles
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Date: 2009-03-30 07:15 pm (UTC)The Lady 529
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Date: 2009-03-30 02:31 am (UTC)Also I don't remember Dead Poets Society so much. Overwhelmingly I want to throw Wilson off of a cliff many times.
Hmm, I am not so good at this meme.
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Date: 2009-03-30 02:21 am (UTC)Throw three persons at me, if you would. This could be fun!
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Date: 2009-03-30 02:25 am (UTC)Bingo Little, Gussie Fink-Nottle, and Boko Fittleworth?
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Date: 2009-03-30 04:05 am (UTC)(If you give me Clarkson, Hammond and May I will honestly cry and never talk to you again - I've had this at work and I thought I might explode!) xxx
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Date: 2009-03-30 01:41 pm (UTC)I will change it up, though: Clarkson, May, STIG.
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Date: 2009-03-30 11:58 pm (UTC)Good selection, been thinking about this all night at work as it was harder than I thought it would be! The results shall be posted on my journal!
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Date: 2009-03-30 07:17 am (UTC)As we were just speaking of confidence: AWESOME PEOPLE CAN SHAG DANIEL CRAIG AND SO CAN YOU.
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