My New Thingy

[triedunture]

I haz a new thingy.

It's a blog where "I" write letters to a pretend, imaginary girlfriend. Hopefully it will start building into a story that is funny, touching, and maybe even sexy? Each letter will be me describing a made-up event from our nonexistent relationship. Like "The Day We Totally Did It In a Macy's Dressing Room" or "The Day You Introduced Me To Your Folks and I Made That Awful Faux Pas."

It's just begun, but if you'd like to check it out, I hope you enjoy:

Dear Pretend Girlfriend

(Hopefully, this gets me a book deal. Schwing, lol.)

Comments

[lady529.livejournal.com]

I have to say, just read your 'new thingy', and I absolutely adore it. Bookmarked it and everything.

What love, what love. And so on <3

The Lady 529

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Please feel free to share it with, I dunno, people who like to read something a little voyeuristic? I can't get a book deal without traffic! :D

(I kid about the book deal. I kid.)

[lady529.livejournal.com]

You never know, someone might both really like it and have the ability to give you a book deal? Worth a try, at least : )

The Lady 529

[chaoschick13.livejournal.com]

Bookmarked!

I shall checking it often for the win that is sure to fill it.

[starpanties.livejournal.com]

Sa-weeeet! Bookmarked. :D

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Bookmarked! Sounds v. sweet.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

Man, I can't believe how long it's been since I bookmarked something! I guess I only do RSS feeds now, lol.

[jackpy.livejournal.com]

Bookmarked and passed along to a friend - she's fallen immediately in love with you and I apologize if you're stalked. I swear she's not dangerous.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

This exercise is meant to get me more stalkers! :D

[jackpy.livejournal.com]

Mission accomplished! =D

[cheekbones7.livejournal.com]

i love it!!