This is the worst porn I have ever seen.
Oct. 16th, 2008 11:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
NSFW, GUYS. I think there's technically only one or two wee-wees in attendance, some bare bottoms, nothing truly nasty but...man, don't watch it while drinking soda, is all I gotta say. If I had any erection whatsoever, this would have killed it.
I DEFY you to tell me this song isn't stuck in your head now.
ATOMIC FLASH DELOOOOOOOX.
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Date: 2008-10-17 03:54 am (UTC)I sat there going...oh dear lord end already.
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Date: 2008-10-17 03:56 am (UTC)*sits through the whole thing out of guilt*
Oh god. What's with the duck-like beat-boxing?
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Date: 2008-10-17 03:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-17 06:31 am (UTC)That odd vocal thing that starts at 2:48 or so sounds like a growling little dog playing tug of war with a sock in its mouth.
Das Kokain: Der Porno ist mit Kokain gemacht.
Date: 2008-10-17 08:02 am (UTC)... I'm mp3ing it.
Re: Das Kokain: Der Porno ist mit Kokain gemacht.
Date: 2008-10-17 01:36 pm (UTC)Watch out, Tony Stark.
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Date: 2008-10-17 11:54 am (UTC)The German bits in it... "the cocaine in vienna... the cocaine in West Berlin... he just said goodbye..."
Very entertaining although it was probably intended to give you some kind of nausea.
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Date: 2008-10-17 12:33 pm (UTC)And lawl at that weird mouth horn. Sounds like someone doing a bad impression of Hugh Laurie during Soupy Twist. At a Rave.
OMG, that's Nina Hagen!
Date: 2008-10-18 03:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-18 09:03 am (UTC)No way is this the worst porn ever, though. I once saw a video at that site called something like "Brazilian farting porn". Was too horrified to watch it, but I'm sure porn doesn't get much worse than that.
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Date: 2008-10-18 03:46 pm (UTC)The Lady 529