This is the worst porn I have ever seen.

[triedunture]

NSFW, GUYS. I think there's technically only one or two wee-wees in attendance, some bare bottoms, nothing truly nasty but...man, don't watch it while drinking soda, is all I gotta say. If I had any erection whatsoever, this would have killed it.

I DEFY you to tell me this song isn't stuck in your head now.

ATOMIC FLASH DELOOOOOOOX.

Comments

[ironicbees.livejournal.com]

Wow. That was really something "pecial". Good thing I wasn't drinking anything. I nearly wet myself when the singer started making a noise like a gargling duck!

No way is this the worst porn ever, though. I once saw a video at that site called something like "Brazilian farting porn". Was too horrified to watch it, but I'm sure porn doesn't get much worse than that.