This is the worst porn I have ever seen.

[triedunture]

NSFW, GUYS. I think there's technically only one or two wee-wees in attendance, some bare bottoms, nothing truly nasty but...man, don't watch it while drinking soda, is all I gotta say. If I had any erection whatsoever, this would have killed it.

I DEFY you to tell me this song isn't stuck in your head now.

ATOMIC FLASH DELOOOOOOOX.

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[smurphy487.livejournal.com]

That. Was. Painful.

I sat there going...oh dear lord end already.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

Why did you sit through the whole thing!? I didn't.

*sits through the whole thing out of guilt*

Oh god. What's with the duck-like beat-boxing?

[smurphy487.livejournal.com]

It's a sad version of Pet Shop Boys meets Right Said Fred