This is the worst porn I have ever seen.

[triedunture]

NSFW, GUYS. I think there's technically only one or two wee-wees in attendance, some bare bottoms, nothing truly nasty but...man, don't watch it while drinking soda, is all I gotta say. If I had any erection whatsoever, this would have killed it.

I DEFY you to tell me this song isn't stuck in your head now.

ATOMIC FLASH DELOOOOOOOX.

Comments

[smurphy487.livejournal.com]

That. Was. Painful.

I sat there going...oh dear lord end already.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

Why did you sit through the whole thing!? I didn't.

*sits through the whole thing out of guilt*

Oh god. What's with the duck-like beat-boxing?

[smurphy487.livejournal.com]

It's a sad version of Pet Shop Boys meets Right Said Fred

[keladry_lupin]

*blinks* Brian bleach, please?

That odd vocal thing that starts at 2:48 or so sounds like a growling little dog playing tug of war with a sock in its mouth.

Das Kokain: Der Porno ist mit Kokain gemacht.

[jackpy.livejournal.com]

That may have been one of the best things I've ever seen as well as the worst. That song was just wow.

... I'm mp3ing it.

[cadeira.livejournal.com]

I really wonder where you picked that up!?
The German bits in it... "the cocaine in vienna... the cocaine in West Berlin... he just said goodbye..."
Very entertaining although it was probably intended to give you some kind of nausea.

[theempress14.livejournal.com]

This isn't porn. This is a recreation of a drug induced nightmare in a gay club. XD

And lawl at that weird mouth horn. Sounds like someone doing a bad impression of Hugh Laurie during Soupy Twist. At a Rave.

Re: Das Kokain: Der Porno ist mit Kokain gemacht.

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

LE FUTURE-WRIIIIIIST was my favorite bit, because for some reason Futurists were equated with hairy chests?

Watch out, Tony Stark.

OMG, that's Nina Hagen!

[(Anonymous)]

I used to love her as a teenager (I had never heard this hideous thing before, though...)

[ironicbees.livejournal.com]

Wow. That was really something "pecial". Good thing I wasn't drinking anything. I nearly wet myself when the singer started making a noise like a gargling duck!

No way is this the worst porn ever, though. I once saw a video at that site called something like "Brazilian farting porn". Was too horrified to watch it, but I'm sure porn doesn't get much worse than that.

[lady529.livejournal.com]

Spooked Jeeves is spooked.

The Lady 529